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glumshoe

glumshoe:

I dreamt that I was the Evilist Wizard in all the land. I met the Evilist King in all the land on a web forum and became penpals with him, but when we finally met up we both realized that we found the other completely insufferable. All our hopes of collaboration were immediately dashed and we knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that we’d end up trying to kill each other, but my flight home wasn’t until the end of the week and I had nowhere else to stay.

glumshoe with every sentence it gets better

Got my medication early enough in the day to take it, shortly thereafter had an unintended nap (wasn’t even mad because I needed it so bad.)

Aside from the inherent humor of “having ADHD means you take an amphetamine and immediately fall asleep” god I can’t believe how fucking good sleep is. Have you guys tried this shit?? I think there’s something to it.

What is it I like about horror movies that think they’re smarter than they are? Why does it delight me so to see asinine, Hot Topic t-shirt level “social commentary” coming out of some corn-syrup spattered dingus? What is it about serial killers talking like stoned vampires that I enjoy so well?

woke up thinking about the saw franchise for some stupid reason which got me back to thinking I should watch all the Purge movies i never claimed to have good taste

This month has been A Lot and the last couple of weeks in particular have been absorbed with prepping for a move.

But today I did my final walkthrough with my landlord, and as I was driving to my parents’ house where the rental truck was parked, an INCREDIBLY vibrant rainbow appeared. Maybe the first time I’ve seen a full “bow” rainbow across the sky. I was literally driving away from my old apartment into the arch of a rainbow, happy pride.

astriiformes

astriiformes:

yourplayersaidwhat:

Wizard: Your demons are a lot more real than others

Ranger: I think technically they’re devils

#i would tag for erwyn#except his ARE demons via @thesnadger

Snadge as a fellow party member you know perfectly well he has both, particularly seeing as the whole reason he has demons in his brain in the first place is because he got killed by a devil cult

Blood War had a Christmas Truce to mutually fuck over this elf.

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